GirlyGirl has been a roller. Much like TheMonk was as a baby, GirlyGirl’s preferred method of locomotion has been rolling herself where she wants to go. This method of transportation can be tedious and inexact at times and it was only a matter of time before GirlyGirl began contemplating other modes of travel. And while it has been reported that she allegedly wanted her first trip in a straight line to be in a silver 1956 Porsche 356A Speedster, reality hit hard when she realized that not only could she not drive, her old man couldn’t pay for a 1956 tricycle.
So, she did the next best thing. Combat crawl.
That’s right. GirlyGirl is a girl on a mission. She sees what she wants and she’s off. Knee, knee, elbow, elbow. Knee, knee, elbow, elbow. All she’s missing is a combat helmet and an assault rifle. She skims across the floor, her baby belly cleaning the floor of dust and potentially lethal antique food items. She has no fear.
Her parents, on the other hand? Oh, yes. Fear. Definitely fear.
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