October 26, 2010

Moonlighting as the Tooth Fairy

The tooth had been dangling for weeks. Swee’Pea would play with it with her tongue, pushing it out and as it barely hung on to the lower gum and we knew the day was coming when it would fall out. Any day now. For two weeks. But that stubborn little tooth hung in there day after day. I knew, in my heart, I was gonna have to pull it out but the thought gave me the heebie jeebies.

But tonight I manned up. I told Swee’Pea it was time for me to pull it out and that it wouldn’t hurt. I told her that I would stop if it began to hurt. She tentatively agreed and I firmly grasped the tiny tooth between my thumb and forefinger, twisted and pulled and… the tooth came out. I showed it to Swee’Pea and I could see in her eyes that it didn’t hurt but that she was not sure how to react.

She stared at the tooth. She looked at me. She stared at the tooth again. And then she broke into tears. As I held her close and her mother rushed in to comfort her, she looked at me with tears streaming down her beautiful face and pleaded, “PUT IT BACK, DADDY! PUT IT BACK! PLEASE, PUT IT BACK!”

And it was at that moment I felt like a total tool.

I consoled her and asked her if she was scared and she nodded her head as I held her close and kissed her tear-stained cheek. We assured her that a new tooth would grow in and that this was, indeed, a great moment. But she wasn’t convinced.

She wasn’t convinced, that is, until I pulled out the ultimate go-to comforter. I promised her an extra dessert night to celebrate her losing her tooth. Before we knew it she had negotiated ice cream with whipped cream, chocolate syrup sprinkled with tiny marshmallows.

Maybe the sugar-free gum from the tooth fairy will make up for the sugar.

Finally, as we talked about the Tooth Fairy’s impending visit, she made it clear that she did not want the Tooth Fairy to take her tooth. So, we suggested she write the Tooth Fairy a note. Which she promptly did. Of course, TheMonk couldn’t let her have all the fun so he wrote his own addendum to the note at the end.

Tomorrow morning Swee’Pea will be $5 and a pack of sugar-free gum richer. TheMonk will be $1 and a pack of sugar-free gum richer because the Tooth Fairy gives both kids gifts for the first lost tooth in our house.

And me? I’ll be one note richer. Tucked away for eternity to remember this very special day.

Dear Tooth Fairy

5 Comments

  1. Aww. I love your kids. And they’re lucky to have a daddy like you.

    Comment by Franny — October 27, 2010 @ 5:45 am

  2. Swee’Pea has excellent negotiation skills. And the Tooth Fairy pays much more at your house than at mine! Ane only gets a quarter a tooth.

    And I love TheMonk’s little add-on at the end. Too cute!

    Comment by Deanna — October 27, 2010 @ 7:28 am

  3. I love it – Alex was a tooth saver too. Of course, don’t ask me now where those teeth are. He’s 14 – it’s entirely possible a couple of them are still in his night stand! Aack!

    Comment by Christina — October 27, 2010 @ 9:05 am

  4. Give her a big hug for me.

    Comment by Grandmother — October 27, 2010 @ 9:49 am

  5. SHE WANTED YOU TO PUT IT BACK! OMG!

    That killed me especially since you’re the one who pulled it out. Poor thing.

    That note is awesome. What did she do with the tooth she didn’t want taken? Turn it into a necklace?

    Comment by samantha jo campen — October 27, 2010 @ 8:33 pm

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