June 17, 2008

Um, yeah. Hey, how about those Padres, Swee’Pea?!

I think I have documented before how much of a wimp I am when it comes to addressing some touchy issues that my kids bring up.

I guess I’m just not ready to imagine my little ones actually growing up.  I just want to hold them and squeeze them and smooch them forever and ever. Alas, they seem to be conspiring against me.  In fact, they insist on getting bigger and becoming more and more mature.

I hate it.

Case in point.  I am changing Swee’Pea into her pajamas this evening and I sit her up to put on her pajama top.  She is holding her plush kitty that is her bedtime companion and she is rubbing the soft animal against her chest.

At this point, she looks up at me, points to her three-year-old chest and says, “Kitty’s tickling my beauty marks!”

Beauty marks. Right.

Why do these things happen to me?

16 Comments

  1. Yeah, at least Swee’Pea calls them beauty marks. There are some days that I am publicly embarrassed by Da’Gorgeouses and their new found obsession. There is no hesitation when they reach out and grab, pull on a shirt and yell out their discovery. AND they love to yell it out, especially on crowded days at Costco. I often bear the brunt of it, but my mom, my sister, the nurse and their teacher have all been accosted by their curiousity with everyone elses “B**B**S”! I’m just waiting for the day they attack some poor, unsuspecting stranger. *blush*

    Comment by MamáChanga — June 17, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

  2. HA HA HA!!

    Ane asked me two days ago, “Mommy, when will I get to wear a bra?” She’s not even 5 yet. Geez, kid.

    Comment by Deanna — June 18, 2008 @ 1:43 am

  3. Oh Sweet Pea… I don’t even know what to say …at least for know Monk has the same beauty marks.

    Comment by mp — June 18, 2008 @ 6:13 am

  4. scared of the word nipple, eh??
    :)

    Comment by ali — June 18, 2008 @ 10:14 am

  5. Hahaha! I don’t mean to laugh at your expense, but that is the cutest thing ever!

    Comment by Equipoise — June 18, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

  6. Okay, it’s not that difficult, you can do it, really.

    Comment by Aina — June 18, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

  7. How adorable is that?
    I cant wait for my twins to start to talk… it’s all screams and babbles now.

    Comment by maya — June 19, 2008 @ 6:21 am

  8. Cheaper sent me. And when she sends, I call.

    And after three kids. I have her same beauty marks.

    Comment by good&crazy — June 19, 2008 @ 7:36 am

  9. That means you and I have 2 as well. Alright!

    Comment by above average joe — June 19, 2008 @ 9:27 am

  10. Hahaha. Beauty Marks. Too funny. My daughter would have said something far more descriptive and usually does it in public.

    Comment by MadWomanMeg — June 19, 2008 @ 10:51 am

  11. say it ain’t so. i am so not ready for this.

    Comment by betty — June 19, 2008 @ 11:24 am

  12. I can so relate. My 5 year old keeps asking me when she too may have “big breks” like me. I rarely correct her pronunciation as I fear she will say this in public around other people.

    Comment by misfithausfrau — June 19, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

  13. LOL I remember when Amie was that age. She said that she was someday going to have big breasts like me and a big butt like my sister. My mom was horrified, but my sister and I just cracked up.

    I see that I missed their 3rd birthday while I was on vacation and all. So… Happy Belated Birthday to your two beautiful children.

    Comment by Julie — June 20, 2008 @ 7:10 am

  14. I’m sorry but that is just hilarious. I can just imagine you staring at her, mouth agape, crickets chirping in the background.

    HAR HAR HAR!!!

    Comment by samantha jo campen — June 20, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

  15. It is difficult enough having a boy. I can’t even imagine all the extra challenges of a girl.

    Comment by James — June 23, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

  16. Baha! Love it. Your twins are beautiful. :)

    Comment by mommypie — June 23, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

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