This past father’s day, I had the honor of collaborating with my fellow blogfathers about what the meaning of fatherhood is to me. In my little section, I opined that “diaper wipes are the single most utilitarian tool outside of duct tape.” That got me thinking, what are the many uses of diaper wipes? So, while sitting here in front of my new Flat Screen HDTV (Thanks Honey!), I’m gonna list as many as I can think of. Here we go.
Diaper wipes are good for…
Wiping Butts (duh)
Wiping Bodies when baths aren’t possible (lavender scented work best)
Getting Dust Bunnies
Cleaning the bannister
Removing crayon from the coffee table
Polishing your shoes
Wiping snot off your computer screen
Cleaning grout on kitchen tile
Wiping dried oatmeal from the floor
Cleaning high chair trays
Cleaning the blades on your windshield wipers
Wiping little handprints off doors
Cleaning outer ears
Wiping handprints off your brand new 37″ Flat Screen HDTV
Making Dads look sensitive when passengers have to move diaper wipes package from floor board of car
Slicking hair back of your kid when a comb can’t be found
Wiping dirt from the top of a soda can
Doing a quick wipe down of the toilet rim before visitors arrive
Helping remove hot lightbulbs from lamps
Okay, that’s a good list. What else can you think of?
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