It’s impossible to look cool in a 1994 Nissan Altima with sun shades on the back windows.
Triple Paste Diaper Rash Ointment is damn expensive. But it works.
Babies don’t listen to reason.
Don’t whip out a sippy cup unless you plan on actually giving it to the kids.
Apparently, Honey Nut Cheerios don’t dissolve as easily in the mouth as regular Cheerios.
No matter how much milk you buy, it never lasts ’til the weekend.
Kitties don’t like loud, shrieking, mobile little girls.
Babies go straight for the danger areas – and they smile while doing it.
Having twins does not slow down the gray hairs.
It’s pretty much impossible to go grocery shopping with two not-yet-walking babies.
There’s never a good time for babies to get sick.
Love is not a big enough word to describe how I feel about my children.
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