July 7, 2005

Polluted roadways

As I travel along the freeway on the way home from work, I notice along the median what appear, at first glance, to be dozens of white legionaire hats. Then, as I pass a bunch, I realize these are not hats. No, any person who has changed over 350 diapers in the past month would recognize these as the diapers they are. The interesting thing is that, even though we haven’t seen rain in a while, it is clear that these diapers are full. Their moisture-absorbing insides are bloated, making them look like large marshmallows with tails.

The pragmatist in me can’t help but feel sorry for the folks who shelled out the dough for those diapers.

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