Comments on: Things that will kill me that used to be safe

By: memphislis

memphislis — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:37:11 +0000

Snoring will kill you. Hitting your head will kill you. Microwaving your doggie box or plastic wrap covered leftovers will kill you. Letting your baby get too hot in the night will kill it. Letting your baby get too cold in the night will kill it. Triaminic will kill you. Hm. Have a happy day!!

By: Miss Grace

Miss Grace — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:23:48 +0000

Floor mats? Porqué?

By: Issa

Issa — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:24:48 +0000

I should have added: Says the woman drinking tap water out of a plastic bottle, eating a chocolate chip cookie, playing bejeweled on Facebook.

By: Issa

Issa — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:23:11 +0000

I just don’t want to live forever though. 100 maybe. Hey, my great-grandpa lived to be 106. I doubt he cared about any of that. Maybe that’s the thing, not caring about every little thing people say is unsafe?

By: Maggie

Maggie — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:52:41 +0000

Hot dogs. When I was pregnant with our twins, I had such a hankering for a hot dog. Apparantly you can get listeria from hot dogs, which can harm your baby. At my husband’s urging after complaining…er talking about it for days, I ate one. I cried afterward as I was convinced I killed our babies. Our babies are now 2 and healthy kids and eat hot dogs (turkey of course) at least once a week.

By: Miss

Miss — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:42:54 +0000

Water from the hose was the BEST treat next to ice cream on a summer day. After the hot water ran out of it of course.

By: Rachel Cotterill

Rachel Cotterill — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:56:16 +0000

Yeah, we’re all going to die. The healty & safety people haven’t got the greatest grasp of correlation versus causality.

By: Tibby

Tibby — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:05:01 +0000

You forgot chicken and the beef…

By: Hockeymandad

Hockeymandad — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:44:02 +0000

Heh, with how the world is shaping up to be why would anyone WANT to live to be 100. I think I’d rather go out in a blaze of cell phone video game sugary bliss than lose all control of my bodily functions and fluids while I wait to expire. I think you forgot fun. Pretty much everything that we find fun and/or outdoors can kill us too. Also beware of what’s inside as we hide from the dangers of outdoors. Crap. We’re screwed!

By: Maura

Maura — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:52:00 +0000

How about lawn darts? We had ‘em, we survived; now they don’t even exist.